When your coworker is disconnecting giant power cables from a computer rack, this is one thing that you might say to him
“Just so you know, if I’ve decided that you have a current running through your body but you’re unable to tell anyone or let go, I plan to dislodge you from that cable by hitting you over the head as hard as I can with this wooden carpet dolly. Yeah. I decided to go with it instead of that aluminum step ladder.”




