Preschool Hacker
Looks like someone erased my ID this weekend and attempted to sign onto my laptop themselves, using completely made-up credentials. Let’s see if anything about the perpetrator’s identity can be gleaned from a closer examination of their bogus login information:
boyliamboyLIAM
I love the fact that the last ‘Liam’ is in all caps, like he was typing it. With. AUTHORITY!
It implies confidence, as in “THIS is the name of someone who is about to play games on pbskids.org!”
There’s no way to know exactly what he typed for his password, but it was probably something like “nowbringmejuiceinabigboycupBEYOTCH”.






I would just be highly impressed that he knew HOW to do all caps. I turn around for a few minutes and my kid has started a virus scan, watching a highly inappropriate YouTube video and has changed all the background colors to PINK!!!! All by accident.
Hi-larious!
I caught Meg one weekend moving the mouse all over the place, while the computer was off. She was noticeably frustrated, and demanded to know why the screen turns on for me and not for her.
Haha, hilarious! Great little post, especially with his name in caps
This is so funny … it will not be long before he gets in! And just after that, he will officially be better at computers than his Dad. You’ll probably still be bigger, though, and can still pull the timeless Dad line “punch me in the stomach as hard as you can.” You still have that.