But I think that the most likely reason of all, may have been that his tutu was two sizes too small
Sir,
I don’t mind you banning me from your ‘little dancers’ Flickr group, which I joined months ago merely so that I could post a picture of my then 18-month-old son dancing in a patch of sunlight, and haven’t been back to since.
No. What I do mind is your pompous and self-righteous post in the group’s discussion area, explaining that you’ve conducted a group ‘review’, have banned anyone you’ve deemed ’suspicious’, and by way of your phrase, “banned and submitted to Flickr“, insinuated that I as one so banned have done something worthy of punitive action on Flickr’s behalf.
I had only to browse to page two of your photostream to find a posting far racier than anything I’ve ever put up. Should a man responsible for the highly-suggestive ‘Hot Rod’ advertisement really be administering a Flickr group featuring pictures of young children dancing? Probably doesn’t matter, but how does it feel to be judged because of it? I ban you.
May your boyfriend’s unibrow become furrowed as he grows to regard you with increasing disdain, before he eventually abandons you in favor of your far younger and lither dancing rival, leaving you alone but for your aged cat, in whose company you will find no solace.
Good day.
That picture is so beautiful!
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Thanks Jenny ;0)
Since you’re obviously too nice to do so, I’ll end your letter for you:
Fuck you.
Fuck your Hot Road.
Fuck your Flickr group.
Fuck your righteous indignation at me saying, “Fuck you”.
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SciFi Dad,
That was actually very similiar to my first draft, but it kind of killed my whole “Good-Day-sarcasm-in-the-face-of-self-righteous-assholery’ theme. But if he writes me back, I’ll have that one ready to go!
Yeah! what he said…KID!!!
I LOVE IT! Well done. What a jerk. The only thing more irritating then a jerk like this is a jerk like this with too much time on his hands. I’ll bet he has teeny tiny male parts.
I’m feeling kinda squicky just thinking about Mr. Hot “Rod” collecting photos of kids…
Love the boyfriend’s unibrow bit!
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The aged cat comment is the icing on the Bill Sarcasm Cake of HATE!
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