The Best Defense
“You want two burgers?”
…pause…
“Okay.”
“You know, you don’t have to say yes, just because I ask you if you want somethting.”
“I know. It’s just that I think that maybe I don’t want it, until I hear you say it. And you wouldn’t be suggesting it if it wasn’t a good idea, so I go with it. Usually the last thing I hear always sounds best. That’s why I should never be on a jury.”
“Yeah, defense counsel would totally want you.”
…pause…
“Is she hot?”
Actually, you would be PERFECT on a jury trial b/c the government can get the last word in as long as it reserves rebuttal time during closing arguments…thus endeth the lesson on the American judical process.
Mmmmm…..burgers….
Sounds good to me!
SHAMELESS. Utterly shamless.
That is just awesome…
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