The Best Defense
“You want two burgers?”
…pause…
“Okay.”
“You know, you don’t have to say yes, just because I ask you if you want somethting.”
“I know. It’s just that I think that maybe I don’t want it, until I hear you say it. And you wouldn’t be suggesting it if it wasn’t a good idea, so I go with it. Usually the last thing I hear always sounds best. That’s why I should never be on a jury.”
“Yeah, defense counsel would totally want you.”
…pause…
“Is she hot?”
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