May 19, 2008

I bought this for the montage video that shows me training to kick your ass

Filed under: bill, random — posted by bill @ 3:31 pm   Email This Post Email This Post

Sir,

We are now 3 weeks past the date by which you estimated that we should have received our “Bio Force TNT System AS SEEN ON TV“. This morning, I noticed that you are no longer a registered eBay user, and in reply to my earlier email demanding an immediate response, I received an automatically generated one that informed me that you are on an open-ended vacation, with no mention being made of a return date.

At best, this makes you a poor businessman, and at worst, a thief.

As I mentioned in my earlier correspondence, I have contacted my credit card company and initiated a fraud complaint. Your Paypal account has been frozen, and I am to immediately receive my funds back via the fraud protection that my credit card provides. I suspect your account was already frozen, as I am probably not the first to undertake this action if you are in fact absconding with your customers’ money.

If that is the case, then it is my sincere hope that you get caught, and someone with blunt, unkind fingers disembowels you by way of your rectum, then puckers your newly-outed innards with a good salting.

May the last thing you see be the crows pecking at your drying gutpile.

Good day.

6 Comments »

  1. Wow, so when I was reading I wasn’t quite sure what the “Bio-Force TNT System” was . Jesus, you got hosed for a lot of money! That sucks dude. The one and only time I ever got scammed on E bay, I spent coutnless hours (days) tracking the f***** down who scammed me. Took a lot of work, but I found the whore, and got my money back!

    Comment by Craig — May 19, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
  2. My credit card rocks! They’re all over it. No countless hours necessary.

    Click my name, and follow the link.

    Comment by bill — May 19, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
  3. I’ve been scammed also on e-bay and I never got my money back…Hey can use your letter so I can use is as as need basis?

    Comment by Chris — May 20, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
  4. Chris, feel free to use in moderation! Otherwise, we’ll be stepping in gutpiles everywhere!

    Not only did we get all our money back, but we’ve found another one for half the price. We have to drive 88 miles each way to get it, but we’ve decided to see that as an adventure!

    Comment by bill — May 20, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
  5. Ouch!!
    Reminds me of a letter someone once wrote to a lame ass ISP back in the day…..lol

    Comment by td — May 20, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
  6. Sorry you got scammed! But I do want to see the montage of you training to kick someone’s ass!

    Comment by WickedStepMom — May 23, 2008 @ 9:14 am

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