Who’s a Good Boy?
J: “Are you even chewing your biscuit? Because you keep making this… face when you swallow. My god, you’re a dog. Get it all down! Quick!”
Jill made biscuits last night. And true, she may have chewed and tasted hers, but hey…
…biscuits.
He failed to include the part where he plucked a chunk of turkey sausage from a still-boiling pot of red beans, rice, and sausage and popped it into his mouth. He clenched it gingerly between his teeth while he sucked air past it in an attempt to cool it off.
“Arrrrrrrrrgh! This is burning my teeth!!”
But hey…
…sausage.